Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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