- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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