- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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