Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Good job, son.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Rush Limbaugh

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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