Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Who is it?

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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