- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What do you call two dog? dogs

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

RUN

Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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