- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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