- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

what is the world worst joke? this one

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

read this sentence again.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

A russian gives away vodka.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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