- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Okay.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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