- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

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