Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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