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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

My spelling is horrible

KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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