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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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