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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

Denard Robinson

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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