Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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Chlamydia

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Do the roar!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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