What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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