yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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My Nan, that is all.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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