AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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quantum physics?

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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