- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Your big dick.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

the WNBA.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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