Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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Leave. Now.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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