- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

David Cameron

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Men's rights

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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