- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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