Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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