Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Eric is gay Ha

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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