- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

roses are black violets are black i am blind

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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