- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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