What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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69

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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SHUT UP JP

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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