A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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