- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

You are joking right?

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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