- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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