- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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