What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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time to spruce up!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Where's the soap?

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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