- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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