- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked her where you were.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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