- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Immigration Laws

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Your mam is so fat.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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