what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Matthew Wyckoff

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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