- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

I have an idea! You leave.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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