- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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