- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Women's Rights

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.