A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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