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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed wink Parent: whut?

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I