- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

knock knock? come in

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Face...tastes like chicken!

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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