- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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