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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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