- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Chris Bosh's neck

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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