- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

school homewrok

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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