A fat guy!

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

men's rights activists

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Dead girls can't say no.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

A hill billy went fishing

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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