- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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