- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

A Chinese man fails a math test

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Who's the fastest kid in AA

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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