- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

penis. nuff said.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Im taking a shit right now.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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