A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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