- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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