- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Do the roar!

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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