Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Immigration Laws

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

This is funny.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Whats 1+1? window!

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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