- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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