- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Women.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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