- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

it was all Tagart

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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