a man was shot.... he died

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

A muslim walks out of a plane.

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

A blonde dies Lololol

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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