- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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