How did the black person die? Of old age

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

8===D

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...