- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

An Asian with a big dick.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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