- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Allah walked into AK Bar

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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