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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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