- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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