Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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