Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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