- Anti Joke

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Man U

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person