- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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