- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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