- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

^ That's not even funny ^

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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