- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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