- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

You should read the Terms of Service.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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