- Anti Joke

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

sucks Syntax...

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

* anti-punchline

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't