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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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