- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

What's red and has wheels? A red car

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

You are joking right?

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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