why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What is green and slow Grass.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

. . I am a whale

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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