- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

Stop. Seriously stop.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

no rasist joks

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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