- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

the power to turn magnetism into light

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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