Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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Your Mom The End.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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