Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Skinny people fart less.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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