- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

So, this joke isn't funny.

Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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