a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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i committed murder

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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Boob

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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PENIS lol

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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