Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Communism hehe xd

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

batman farted so hes retarded

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Anti Joke

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