A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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