- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

4 hours later.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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