- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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