- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

irish man drinking john smiths

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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