- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Communism hehe xd

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

You are joking right?

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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