How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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