- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What's the difference between a lamp?

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Knock Knock. Doors open

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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