Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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