- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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