- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

Hello penis

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

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