So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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