- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Get up Look in the mirror

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

how much fish could a chicken

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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