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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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