My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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