- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

whats green and slimy? green slim

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Roses are red, yup.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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