Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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