- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Fat? Jesse Z

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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