- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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