- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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