- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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