- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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