- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

A blind man walks into a library.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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