- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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