Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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PENIS lol

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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