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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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People...

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Cheese

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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