who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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