- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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