- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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