What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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