What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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