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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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