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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Massie is a fatass

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

So FDR walks into a bar.

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