How old is victor? Half past dead

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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