- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

womens rights

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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