- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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