- Helen Keller

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cory is gay

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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