- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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