- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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