- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

so...um, yeah

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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