- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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