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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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