Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Daniel is a fag

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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sky silverstein

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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