What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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