- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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