- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats gay and american? a gay american

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

A praying mantis is very graceful

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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