- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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