- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Tim likes girls

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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