Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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. . I am a whale

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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