- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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your mama's so fat... that's it

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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