- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Dwarf Shortage

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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