- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

why was kade sad? he shit himself

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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