- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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