Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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