- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

someone called someone else a frog

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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