- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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