- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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