how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

one stop shop

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

why did the zebra cross the road?

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

an ethopian thanksgiving

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Women's professional sports

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

This is an anti-joke.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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