A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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