- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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