What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Japan

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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