You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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The GOV and the WHO?

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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Kevin and Ramin

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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Cancer.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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