- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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