- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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