What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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