do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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were at work systems r down

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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Anti Joke

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