What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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