why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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