- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Japan

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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