- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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