- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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