- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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