- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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