- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What's blue? The sky.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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