- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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