- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Yellow People !!

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

womens rights.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??