- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

How did the black person die? Of old age

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What page are you on The gay page.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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