- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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