- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

i wonder who made this website? a human

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Black people in Camden NJ.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

i'm hard

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