- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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