- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fat? Jesse Z

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

A fat guy!

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

men's rights activists

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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