your skull would make a nice pen holder

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

A van drives into a car.

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