- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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