- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Obama

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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