- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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