- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

You idiot.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??