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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What do you call a black man? Rob

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why was the man sad His got raped

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child