Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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whats green and lives in the water

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What's the new green? Green

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Andoni was here

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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