- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Justin Bieber

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

your mom.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??