Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Tall asians

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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