What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Andoni was here

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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