- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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