- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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