- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

VITAMIN C!

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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