- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

I enjoy Popcorn

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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