- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What do you call a black man? Rob

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

What do you do at a club? You club.

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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