Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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No antijoke here.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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