What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

You idiot.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

I enjoy Popcorn

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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