How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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Anti Joke

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