- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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