- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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