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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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