- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

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