Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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