- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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