- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

I have a really funny joke.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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