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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

roses are red violets should be purple

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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