What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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