- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

How come anti jokes r funny

a man makes a bad joke

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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