Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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