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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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