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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What is green and slow Grass.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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