A brunette, a blond and a red-head decide to go swimming in a lake. To prepare, they go shopping together to get some new bikinis. When they get to the shop they are pleased to find that the bikinis are on sale and they get them 50% off. They drive with their new swimwear to the lake and get changed in the changing room. When they get out they notice that it is quite cold. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice that the lake is dirty. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice the lake is actually a spill of oil. They decide to go swimming anyway. They remember that none of them can swim. They decide to go swimming anyway. They jump in. They drown.

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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One, two, three, four and five

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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