- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

The Morman Religion.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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