- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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