Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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I Have a Black Friend

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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