My dog barks when someones at the door.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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