What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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Pickle

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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hi

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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