- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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