- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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