- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why are white people white? I don't know

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

where's mom I killed her

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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